Read it somewhere so thought of sharing it with u guys
1. Men are NOT mind readers.( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE
2.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
3.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
4.If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.
5.You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself
6.Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials
7.Crying is blackmail, Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one.Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!
8.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
9.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
10.Christoph er Col umbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
11.1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
12.If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.